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Howlers

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Q. Name six animals that live in the Arctic.
A. Two polar bears, four seals.

Q. What is the National Grid?
A. A very large free barbecue in public parks.

Q. Give three ways to reduce heat loss in your home.
A. Thermal underwear, move to Hawaii, close the door.

Q. Why would living close to a mobile phone mast cause ill health?
A. You might walk into it.

Q. Define the phrase ‘heavy industry’.
A. An industry that sells tons.

(First published in F in Exams: The best test paper blunders, published by Summersdale. www.summersdale.com)

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